flapperorslapper:

I want a job where instead of saying “hello”, I must answer my phone by confidently proclaiming my last name.

Actually given the fact that my last name is actually a plural version of a word that sounds incredibly like prostitute this wouldn’t be that great…

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   Actually given the fact that my last name is actually a plural version of a word that sounds incredibly like prostitute...

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    PADEN, WHO’S CALLING. 8D

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    omg me. except my last name is awkward

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    I want a job where instead of saying “hello”, I must answer my phone by confidently proclaiming my last name.

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